I'm Just Hopeless

Just what is it with me and food?!! I can't wrestle that over-eating gremlin to the ground and keep her there.

I sit on the couch, watching the US Open and eating nearly a can, a can!, of peanuts. Sure they were dry-roasted, but a freakin' can of them! My 'fat clothes' are getting snug and I mindlessly pork away.

Dear, oh, dear.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.
~Neil Cavuto

Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight.
~Star Jones